Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
Frank : Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.
Teacher: John, why are you doing your Math multiplication on the floor?
John : You told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Winnie : Me!
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Millie : I is …
Teacher: No, Millie … Always say. “I am”.
Millie : All right … I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Louis : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No sir, it’s the same dog.
P/S: mudah kan??
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